{"id":1027,"date":"2010-06-20T21:22:40","date_gmt":"2010-06-21T03:22:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/asylumeclectica.com\/grim\/?p=1027"},"modified":"2013-11-09T22:31:50","modified_gmt":"2013-11-09T22:31:50","slug":"the-two-headed-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=1027","title":{"rendered":"The Two-Headed Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These girls fascinate me&#8230;  I can&#8217;t help but think about inappropriate things like &#8211; does only one girl experience orgasms?  And how bitter would I be if I was the one that <em>didn&#8217;t<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>[tube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qAVdyHbSQYg[\/tube]<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Elizabeth for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These girls fascinate me&#8230; I can&#8217;t help but think about inappropriate things like &#8211; does only one girl experience orgasms? And how bitter would I be if I was the one that didn&#8217;t? [tube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qAVdyHbSQYg[\/tube] Thanks to Elizabeth for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ghastly","category-sundry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1027"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4095,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027\/revisions\/4095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}