{"id":1297,"date":"2010-09-26T10:56:43","date_gmt":"2010-09-26T16:56:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/asylumeclectica.com\/grim\/?p=1297"},"modified":"2010-09-26T10:56:43","modified_gmt":"2010-09-26T16:56:43","slug":"my-boring-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=1297","title":{"rendered":"My Boring Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I just stumbled across a handgun lying in the grass. I was super-excited for a second!!! I thought, &#8220;Wow!!! A MURDER WEAPON!!!!&#8221; and I was all ready to call 911. Then I examined it closer and found that it was a BB gun&#8230; and a broken one, at that. Figures. Will nothing exciting EVER happen in my life? I took it home &#8211; it could come in handy if I ever want to commit suicide-by-cop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I just stumbled across a handgun lying in the grass. I was super-excited for a second!!! I thought, &#8220;Wow!!! A MURDER WEAPON!!!!&#8221; and I was all ready to call 911. Then I examined it closer and found that it was a BB gun&#8230; and a broken one, at that. Figures. Will nothing exciting EVER [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sundry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}