{"id":142,"date":"2009-02-15T17:47:08","date_gmt":"2009-02-15T17:47:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/asylumeclectica.com\/grim\/?p=142"},"modified":"2009-02-15T17:47:08","modified_gmt":"2009-02-15T17:47:08","slug":"the-sully-cocktail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=142","title":{"rendered":"The Sully Cocktail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you heard about the Sully Cocktail?  Two splashes of Grey Goose and a shot of water.  <cymbal crash!><\/p>\n<p>Incidentally, does anyone else out there get really annoyed when people call something quite within the realm of not only possibility but probability a &#8220;miracle&#8221;?  When Sully landed his plane they immediately termed it the &#8220;Miracle on the Hudson&#8221;.  So, God gets all the credit for the pilot and co-pilot&#8217;s skill at landing the plane on the water?  I&#8217;d be quite annoyed if I were those guys &#8211; there goes God stealing the credit again.  But who put those geese in front of the plane in the first place, hmmmm?  How come God doesn&#8217;t get blamed for that?  Too bad Michael Phelps doesn&#8217;t have God&#8217;s PR agent &#8211; he could shoot up in front of the press and all anyone would say is how miraculous his abs are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you heard about the Sully Cocktail? Two splashes of Grey Goose and a shot of water. Incidentally, does anyone else out there get really annoyed when people call something quite within the realm of not only possibility but probability a &#8220;miracle&#8221;? When Sully landed his plane they immediately termed it the &#8220;Miracle on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mirth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}