{"id":2520,"date":"2011-08-13T21:46:45","date_gmt":"2011-08-14T03:46:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/asylumeclectica.com\/grim\/?p=2520"},"modified":"2016-01-03T00:14:04","modified_gmt":"2016-01-03T06:14:04","slug":"my-new-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=2520","title":{"rendered":"My New Friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While shopping at Woolly Mammoth in Chicago today, I picked up a new friend for the Castle DeSpair. I expect he will stab me to death tonight, which isn&#8217;t a bad way to go, all things considered&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/shot_1313273831042.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2521\" title=\"Creepy Clown 1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/shot_1313273831042-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"Creepy Clown\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/shot_1313273831042-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/shot_1313273831042-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/shot_1313273831042-360x360.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/shot_1313273831042.jpg 769w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/shot_1313273795400.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2522\" title=\"Creepy Clown 2\" src=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/shot_1313273795400-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"Creepy Clown\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/shot_1313273795400-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/shot_1313273795400-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/shot_1313273795400-360x360.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/shot_1313273795400.jpg 769w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While shopping at Woolly Mammoth in Chicago today, I picked up a new friend for the Castle DeSpair. I expect he will stab me to death tonight, which isn&#8217;t a bad way to go, all things considered&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-trinkets"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2520"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2520\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6220,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2520\/revisions\/6220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}