{"id":4725,"date":"2014-03-02T19:35:54","date_gmt":"2014-03-03T01:35:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=4725"},"modified":"2014-03-02T19:35:54","modified_gmt":"2014-03-03T01:35:54","slug":"morbid-fact-du-jour-for-march-2-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=4725","title":{"rendered":"Morbid Fact Du Jour for March 2, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Today&#8217;s Clean-Shaven Yet Truly Morbid Fact!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Alexander the Great forbade his men to have beards; the young general thought it gave enemy soldiers too convenient a handle for lopping off heads.<\/p>\n<p>Culled from:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/0385483767\/theasylumeclecti\">An Underground Education<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hipsters beware!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Clean-Shaven Yet Truly Morbid Fact! Alexander the Great forbade his men to have beards; the young general thought it gave enemy soldiers too convenient a handle for lopping off heads. Culled from:\u00a0An Underground Education Hipsters beware!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facts"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4725"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4726,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4725\/revisions\/4726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}