{"id":4834,"date":"2014-04-13T19:57:27","date_gmt":"2014-04-14T00:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=4834"},"modified":"2014-04-13T19:57:27","modified_gmt":"2014-04-14T00:57:27","slug":"morbid-fact-du-jour-for-april-13-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=4834","title":{"rendered":"Morbid Fact Du Jour for April 13, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Today&#8217;s Tidy Yet Truly Morbid Fact!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>For obvious reasons, bathtubs make a handy place to dismember corpses. \u00a0After picking up a female hitchhiker in January 1973, for example, Edmund Kemper shot her in the head, then drove the body back home, hid it in his bedroom closet, and went to sleep. \u00a0The next morning, after his mother left for work, he removed the corpse, had sex with it, then placed it in his bathtub and dismembered it with a Buck knife and an axe.<\/p>\n<p>Dennis Nilsen&#8217;s tub, on the other hand, was used for a more traditional purpose. \u00a0He liked to bathe his lovers in it. \u00a0Of course, they were dead at the time. \u00a0Like Jeffrey Dahmer, this British serial killer murdered his homosexual pickups partly because he was desperate for companionship. \u00a0Turning them into corpses was his way of ensuring that they wouldn&#8217;t leave in the morning. \u00a0After strangling a victim, Nilsen would engage in a regular ritual, tenderly cleaning the corpse in his tub, then lovingly arranging it in front of the TV or stereo or perhaps at the dining room table, so he could enjoy its company until it became too decomposed to bear.<\/p>\n<p>And then there is the occasional serial killer who turns his tub into a killing device, like the British Bluebeard, George Joseph Smith, the notorious &#8220;Brides in the Bath&#8221; murderer, who drowned three of his seven wives for their insurance money.<\/p>\n<p>Culled from:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/0671020749\/theasylumeclecti\">The A to Z Encyclopedia of Serial Killers<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Tidy Yet Truly Morbid Fact! For obvious reasons, bathtubs make a handy place to dismember corpses. \u00a0After picking up a female hitchhiker in January 1973, for example, Edmund Kemper shot her in the head, then drove the body back home, hid it in his bedroom closet, and went to sleep. \u00a0The next morning, after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facts"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4834"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4838,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4834\/revisions\/4838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}