{"id":4836,"date":"2014-04-14T17:09:43","date_gmt":"2014-04-14T22:09:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=4836"},"modified":"2014-04-14T17:09:43","modified_gmt":"2014-04-14T22:09:43","slug":"morbid-fact-du-jour-for-april-14-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=4836","title":{"rendered":"Morbid Fact Du Jour for April 14, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Today&#8217;s Pompous Yet Truly Morbid Fact!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Epitaph on the gravestone of J.N. who died in 1678:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Seek not to learn who underneath doth lie.<br \/>\nLearn something more important:<br \/>\n\u2014 learn to die.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Culled from: <em>Eccentric Epitaphs<\/em> by Michelle Lovric<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t you hate one-uppers? \u00a0So you died first? \u00a0Big whoop! \u00a0I&#8217;m sure it ain&#8217;t THAT difficult! \u00a0Everybody does it. \u00a0Sheesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Pompous Yet Truly Morbid Fact! Epitaph on the gravestone of J.N. who died in 1678: Seek not to learn who underneath doth lie. Learn something more important: \u2014 learn to die. Culled from: Eccentric Epitaphs by Michelle Lovric Don&#8217;t you hate one-uppers? \u00a0So you died first? \u00a0Big whoop! \u00a0I&#8217;m sure it ain&#8217;t THAT difficult! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facts"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4836"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4839,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4836\/revisions\/4839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}