{"id":7313,"date":"2019-06-12T16:00:09","date_gmt":"2019-06-12T21:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=7313"},"modified":"2023-12-10T11:11:16","modified_gmt":"2023-12-10T17:11:16","slug":"mfdj-06-12-2019-gabba-gabba-hey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=7313","title":{"rendered":"MFDJ 06\/12\/2019: Gabba Gabba Hey!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 class=\"null\">Today&#8217;s Undersized Yet Truly Morbid Fact!<\/h3>\n<p>In 1853 an American adventurer turned up in London accompanied by a pair of undersized, mestizo pinheads. He claimed they were survivors of a mysterious Central American jungle city, Iximaya- the last holdout of the Aztecs. Although a fiction, the tale made the two pinheads into a highly profitable exhibit. After touring in England they were returned to the Americas and engaged by Barnum. They were featured in his American Museum in the 1850s and later toured with the Barnum and Bailey circus.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/95a990f6-85a6-4fcf-87e4-35b928d11a74.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10481\" src=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/95a990f6-85a6-4fcf-87e4-35b928d11a74-192x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"192\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/95a990f6-85a6-4fcf-87e4-35b928d11a74-192x300.jpg 192w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/95a990f6-85a6-4fcf-87e4-35b928d11a74-656x1024.jpg 656w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/95a990f6-85a6-4fcf-87e4-35b928d11a74-768x1199.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/95a990f6-85a6-4fcf-87e4-35b928d11a74-620x968.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/95a990f6-85a6-4fcf-87e4-35b928d11a74.jpg 844w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 192px) 100vw, 192px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Maximo and Bartola were twins born in the San Salvadorean village of Decora. Diminutive and idiotic from birth, they were sold by their mother Espina (the spine) to a Spanish trader who in turn peddled them to the American who introduced them to England. Microcephalics have small heads because their brains are small, rather than vice versa. Their foreheads recede because their forebrains are even disproportionately smaller. The causes of microcephaly vary. In the case of Maximo and Bartola, a recessive mutant gene, foetal malnutrition or maternal disease were the most likely sources. Most microcephalics are mentally retarded.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/cd5438bf-8824-4770-9720-807f118d6c6b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10493\" src=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/cd5438bf-8824-4770-9720-807f118d6c6b-191x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"191\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/cd5438bf-8824-4770-9720-807f118d6c6b-191x300.jpg 191w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/cd5438bf-8824-4770-9720-807f118d6c6b-652x1024.jpg 652w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/cd5438bf-8824-4770-9720-807f118d6c6b-768x1207.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/cd5438bf-8824-4770-9720-807f118d6c6b-620x974.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/cd5438bf-8824-4770-9720-807f118d6c6b.jpg 844w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 191px) 100vw, 191px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Although we would now view them simply as victims of genetic disease or under-nourishment, the context in which they were viewed by their contemporaries was quite different. The books of the American traveler John Lloyd Stephens,\u00a0<em>Incidents of Travel in Central America<\/em>,\u00a0<em>Chiapas and Yucatan<\/em>\u00a0(1841) and\u00a0<em>Incidents of Travel in Yucatan<\/em>\u00a0(1843), had kindled a romantic interest in the pre-Columbian cultures of Central America. Mayan sculpture revealed that forehead deformation had been common practice. It artificially produced a receding brow in a skull of normal size, and Maximo and Bartola bore some resemblance to the Mayans. In addition there was a general tendency to view microcephalics as evolutionary throwbacks to the childhood of the human race. In time, a moral component was added by the well-publicized theories of the Italian professor of criminology, Cesare Lombroso. In 1876 he published a pamphlet linking criminal behavior with certain degenerate, physical types. Criminality was inborn; the atavistic or born criminal could be recognized by the shape of his head. Lombroso&#8217;s typology singled out the individual with a receding forehead and protuberant ears as a classic criminal type. That Maximo and Bartola conformed perfectly only enhanced their interest to the public.<\/p>\n<p>While touring England in 1867 the twins added a further wrinkle to their appeal. They married each other. The union, however, offered no threat to the gene pool, for Maximo remained too sexually immature to consummate it. The couple continued to tour until 1901.<\/p>\n<p>Culled from:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/31nnO5W\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Monsters: Human Freaks in America&#8217;s Gilded Age<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"null\">Mystifying Murder Du Jour!<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0873516273\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0873516273&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=theasylumeclecti&amp;linkId=CK64TAQMKE2NQ4MS%22%3EMurder%20Has%20a%20Public%20Face:%20Crime%20and%20Punishment%20in%20the%20Speed%20Graphic%20Era%3C\/a%3E%3Cimg%20src=%22http:\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=theasylumeclecti&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=0873516273\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Murder Has a Public Face<\/a>\u00a0by Larry Millett is a collection of crime and punishment photos in the Speed Graphic camera era taken in the St. Paul, Minnesota area. Here\u2019s a sad excerpt:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/e2372267-ae31-4224-a3e3-7712912d6dd7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10497\" src=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/e2372267-ae31-4224-a3e3-7712912d6dd7-300x237.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"237\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/e2372267-ae31-4224-a3e3-7712912d6dd7-300x237.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/e2372267-ae31-4224-a3e3-7712912d6dd7-1024x809.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/e2372267-ae31-4224-a3e3-7712912d6dd7-768x606.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/e2372267-ae31-4224-a3e3-7712912d6dd7-620x490.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/e2372267-ae31-4224-a3e3-7712912d6dd7.jpg 1027w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>An especially mystifying child murder occurred in 1947 when Mary Sapan of Keewatin, Minnesota, shown here at the Itasca County jail with sheriff Marvin Mitchell, killed a two-year-old girl who lived next door. Sapan, 34, was babysitting the girl, Ann General, when she suddenly grabbed the child, set her on the floor, and killed her with four axe blows to the neck. Sapan then ran to her own home and told her sister, &#8220;Something has happened to Ann.&#8221; According to the caption with this photograph, a sobbing Sapan told the sheriff, &#8220;Oh, why did I do it? Why? I don&#8217;t know.&#8221; Sapan, who never could explain her seemingly impulsive crime, was later ruled insane and committed to a state mental hospital.\u00a0 <em>Dispatch<\/em>, Nov. 25, 1947.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Undersized Yet Truly Morbid Fact! In 1853 an American adventurer turned up in London accompanied by a pair of undersized, mestizo pinheads. He claimed they were survivors of a mysterious Central American jungle city, Iximaya- the last holdout of the Aztecs. 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