{"id":811,"date":"2010-01-17T18:50:57","date_gmt":"2010-01-18T00:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/asylumeclectica.com\/grim\/?p=811"},"modified":"2010-01-17T18:50:57","modified_gmt":"2010-01-18T00:50:57","slug":"crime-scene-clean-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=811","title":{"rendered":"Crime Scene Clean-Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Crime Scene Steri-Clean, LLC will clean up your crime scene, suicide, or biohazard.  And, best of all, they have before and after pictures of their handiwork on their website!  (Under the &#8216;Services&#8217; menu.)  I used to think this would be a great job, but now I just think it would be entirely too much work&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crimecleaners.com\/\">Crime Scene Cleanup<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to BashEmAll for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crime Scene Steri-Clean, LLC will clean up your crime scene, suicide, or biohazard. And, best of all, they have before and after pictures of their handiwork on their website! (Under the &#8216;Services&#8217; menu.) I used to think this would be a great job, but now I just think it would be entirely too much work&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ghastly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=811"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}