{"id":9077,"date":"2023-10-16T10:00:10","date_gmt":"2023-10-16T15:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=9077"},"modified":"2023-10-15T18:33:00","modified_gmt":"2023-10-15T23:33:00","slug":"mfdj-10-16-23-mad-king-philip-v","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=9077","title":{"rendered":"MFDJ 10\/16\/23: Mad King Philip V"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Today&#8217;s Oversexed Yet Truly Morbid Fact!<\/h3>\n<p>Genetically speaking, King Philip V had little going for him. Charles II was the last Spanish king of pure Habsburg descent, but the Habsburg legacy was to linger on in the Spanish bloodline for generations. Apart from Philip&#8217;s Habsburg blood, which was obvious from his long, melancholy features and jutting jawline, his mother, Mary Anne, was a Bavarian Wittelsbach and his father was a Bourbon. The result of this blue-blood cocktail was that for nearly half a century Spain was ruled by a mentally unbalanced sex maniac.<\/p>\n<p>Philip was feasibly oversexed even by Bourbon standards. Only two things mattered to him\u2014sex and God.\u00a0 On the one hand he was a complete and utter slave to his libido, and on the other he was a religious maniac. The combination of the two meant that he spent most of his life darting between his bed and the confessional. According to his minister Alberoni, all he needed in life was &#8220;a couch and a woman.&#8221; Unfortunately, as the King&#8217;s deeply held Catholic views would not allow him to take mistresses, his wives bore the full brunt of his libido.<\/p>\n<p>King Philip V married twice. His first wife, Queen Maria Luisa, died aged twenty-six after a long illness. She was only fourteen years old when they married but she handled her new husband with an astuteness which belied her tender years. To teach him a lesson after they were married, she made him wait two whole days before she would let him sleep with her. Philip&#8217;s grandfather Louis XIV let it be known that he considered this a gross insult to Bourbon manhood.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Felipe_V_de_Espana.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9078\" src=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Felipe_V_de_Espana-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Felipe_V_de_Espana-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Felipe_V_de_Espana-768x962.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Felipe_V_de_Espana-620x777.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Felipe_V_de_Espana.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em>The Manly King<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The King&#8217;s first serious mental breakdown occurred in 1717. He shut himself away for days, refusing to see anyone except the Queen, and only then when he required sexual intercourse. Philip complained to his doctors that he was being consumed by a fire from with in his stomach. His doctors examined him but found no sign of illness and advised that the King was suffering from delusions. By this time, Philip had convinced himself that he was dying in mortal sin. The King was aware of the history of mental instability on both sides of his family and arrived at the conclusion that he too was going mad and was unfit to govern. After seeking divine inspiration, he decided to pass over the reins of government to someone else before his mind went completely. In January 1724 the King of Spain, to the astonishment of every court in Europe, suddenly abdicated in favor of his seventeen-year-old son Louis I.<\/p>\n<p>After a reign of only eight months, however, Louis was suddenly dead from smallpox, naming his father as successor. King Philip V resumed the throne very reluctantly. Throughout his brief, eccentric retirement he had taken to dressing up as a humble Franciscan friar, but had otherwise managed to retain all the trappings of luxury he had enjoyed as King. As before, the burden of responsibility caused him to have a mental breakdown. Although only thirty-eight years old, Philip was stooped, shrunken and bowlegged, shambling around the palace like an octogenarian. The French ambassador reported back to Versailles that the Spanish King&#8217;s sexual addiction had wrecked his health and driven him to madness.<\/p>\n<p>By 1727 his mental state had deteriorated so completely that his second wife effectively took over the rule of Spain. King Philip refused to change his clothes and wandered around the palace clad only in filthy, stinking rags, his hair long and wild. He believed that his personal filthiness was the only thing holding him together and that he would die if he changed his clothes. He bit chunks out of his arms and hands, and through the night alternately screamed and sang. Philip took on a permanently vacant expression and lapsed into lethargy, hardly ever eating, lying motionless in his own excrement for days on end in complete silence. On July 9, 1746, His Catholic Majesty&#8217;s miserable life was brought to a\u00a0 abrupt end by a massive stroke.<\/p>\n<p>Culled from: <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/45rezS0\">Royal Babylon<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>\nGhastly!<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/swiz-331.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9080\" src=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/swiz-331-300x202.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"202\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/swiz-331-300x202.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/swiz-331-1024x688.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/swiz-331-768x516.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/swiz-331-1536x1032.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/swiz-331-2048x1376.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/swiz-331-620x417.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Dissected Head in a Soup Plate<br \/>\n<\/strong>Photographer &amp; Dissector: Howard Brundage, Columbus, Ohio, circa 1910<\/p>\n<p>Brundage was a prolific photographer of his Columbus Ohio Medical University. He documented the wards, nurses, and personnel of this Columbus hospital and took many photographs of dissection scenes over the years during his year career.<\/p>\n<p>Culled from: <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/46SWRrt\">Stiffs, Skulls &amp; Skeletons<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>\nAndersonville Prisoner Diary Entry Du Jour!<\/h3>\n<p>This is the continuation of the 1864 diary of Andersonville prisoner Private George A. Hitchcock (see the\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=8968\" data-cke-saved-href=\"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/?p=8968\">archived version<\/a>\u00a0for all entries up until now).<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s today\u2019s entry:<\/p>\n<p><strong>June 30th.\u00a0<\/strong>Passed a sleepless night, for the police and raiders have kept up a continual fight, and this morning the camp is in the wildest excitement. The ringleader has not been found, but several of the raiders have been found buried under blankets with valuables to escape detection. At three in the afternoon, the ringleader was found under a pile of blankets and pine boughs. It was difficult to get him outside of the stockade unharmed. The rebels sent him immediately back to the tender mercies of his fellow-prisoners. Hardly had the gates closed upon him, as his trembling form reappeared, when the outraged prisoners fell upon and literally tore him to pieces: his carcase [sic] was carried out an unrecognizable mass. We felt that the ring is effectually broken up, although we are told that the rest are to be pardoned, but, if they are returned here, there will be no pardon for them.<\/p>\n<p>Culled from:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/48Dz0hh\" data-cke-saved-href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/48Dz0hh\">Andersonville: Giving Up the Ghost<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Oversexed Yet Truly Morbid Fact! Genetically speaking, King Philip V had little going for him. Charles II was the last Spanish king of pure Habsburg descent, but the Habsburg legacy was to linger on in the Spanish bloodline for generations. Apart from Philip&#8217;s Habsburg blood, which was obvious from his long, melancholy features and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facts","category-ghastly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9077"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9077\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9081,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9077\/revisions\/9081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decidedlygrim.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}