While shopping at Woolly Mammoth in Chicago today, I picked up a new friend for the Castle DeSpair. I expect he will stab me to death tonight, which isn’t a bad way to go, all things considered…
A Cornucopia of Morbid Esoterica Collected By The Comtesse DeSpair.
While shopping at Woolly Mammoth in Chicago today, I picked up a new friend for the Castle DeSpair. I expect he will stab me to death tonight, which isn’t a bad way to go, all things considered…
“I expect he will stab me to death tonight, which isn’t a bad way to go, all things considered…”
LMAO.. amazing. You’re brave. Pfffffft….That thing would not have even come home with me! Thanks for the laugh!
Yikes – creepy!
I presume it’s a clown doll with a knife? Never mind, clowns are creepy enough without homicidal intent.
My Dearest Comtesse,
This reminds me of this story I read recently.
http://thebloggess.com/2011/07/would-you-like-to-buy-a-monkey/
There’s a great quote in the story!
“A HUG IS LIKE A STRANGLE YOU HAVEN’T FINISHED YET.”
That thing is so scary-can you imagine a little kid sleeping in the same room with it? That kid NEVER got any sleep!
@Aimee It’s actually just a creepy clown – no knife. I just imagined that it would go help itself in the kitchen. 🙂
You could always give him props as your mood or the seasons might indicate. Like in summertime, for BBQ time, put a bloodstained apron on him and give him a long grill fork. In winter put winter gear on him and give him a shovel and/or an ice scraper, pretend he’s one of those people you read about in the paper that attacks his neighbor for either not shovelling the snow or shovelling it so as to block Creepy Clown in his driveway.
This could be fun, Comtesse, like Ann Geddes turned upside down.