Today’s Pompous Yet Truly Morbid Fact!
Epitaph on the gravestone of J.N. who died in 1678:
Seek not to learn who underneath doth lie.
Learn something more important:
— learn to die.
Culled from: Eccentric Epitaphs by Michelle Lovric
Don’t you hate one-uppers? So you died first? Big whoop! I’m sure it ain’t THAT difficult! Everybody does it. Sheesh.
On my tombstone, I think I’m going to have “Nanny nanny boo boo, I knew more than you do.”