Morbid Fact Du Jour for November 22, 2014

Today’s Officially Deemed Insane Yet Truly Morbid Fact!

Thomas Creech (1659–found dead 19 July 1700) was an English translator of classical works, and headmaster of Sherborne School. Creech had long decided on suicide and wrote in the margin of his translation of Lucretius, ‘NB. I must remember to hang myself when I have finished my commentary.’ He did indeed hang himself, but not for another twenty years, during which time he translated the works of Horace. (Voltaire, who believed that one was less likely to commit suicide if one had enough to do, maintained that Creech would have lived longer had he been translating Ovid.) Although he was officially deemed insane, Creech’s death had a profound effect on the way in which suicide came to be regarded by the educated as melancholic.Culled from: Death: A History of Man’s Obsessions and Fears by Robert Wilkins

by Michael Vandergucht, line engraving, early 18th century

Vintage Nightmare Teeth!

Bruce Townley sent me this marvelous image of a horrific old dental teaching device.  It would make such a lovely addition to my bookshelf….

Arcane Excerpts!

Here’s an excerpt from another of my beloved crazy old vintage books:  Plain Facts for Young and Old by John Harvey Kellogg (of Corn Flakes fame), 1877.  This book discusses sex and reproduction in a moral manner.  And contains some choice tidbits, like this one in the “Nursing” section:”The lacteal secretion is influenced in a very remarkable manner by the mental conditions of the mother. By sudden emotions of grief or anger, it has been known to undergo such changes as to produce in the child a fit of indigestion, vomiting, diarrhea, and even convulsions and death. Any medicine taken by the mother finds its way into the milk, and often affects the delicate system of the infant more than herself. This fact should be a warning to those nursing mothers who use stimulants. Cases are not uncommon in which delicate infants are kept in a state of intoxication for weeks by the use of alcoholic drinks by the mother. The popular notion that lager-beer, ale, wine, or alcohol in any other form, is in any degree necessary or beneficial to a nursing woman is a great error which cannot be too often noticed and condemned. Not only is the mother injured instead of being benefited by such practice, but great injury, sometimes life-long in its consequences, is inflicted upon the babe at her breast who takes the intoxicating poison at second hand, and is influenced in a fourfold degree from its feebleness and great susceptibility.”

So, keep in mind, nursing mothers: your bad mood can KILL!  And… drinking alcohol is a great way to take care of a fussy baby!

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